My Sarah Palin Crush

I think I have a crush on Sarah Palin. She intrigues and intimidates me-two necessary ingredients for a crush. I admit, she could kick my ass.

I think I have a crush on Sarah Palin. She intrigues and intimidates me-two necessary ingredients for a crush.

I admit, she could kick my ass. But maybe that's what I need. She would provide the kind of structure I need.

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My mom sometimes mentions my check register. I haven't seen my check register in a long time. When I write checks, I just hope that they clear. No rhyme or reason to that strategy.

I'm late to a lot of engagements (opens in new tab). I over sleep my alarm clock quite often.

I need to be whipped into shape.

Sarah Palin is just the type of person who could do that to me.

I must admit, while I don't like guns, Sarah suddenly looked hotter when I saw footage of her shooting a really intimidating firearm.

One of the coolest things about Sarah Palin is that she has a backbone. I don't agree with all of her politics, but she does state what she believes and backs it up. She is willing to fight for it, and she's passionate about it. I rarely meet girls who are as passionate about things as she is.

Sarah is successful at nearly anything she tries-which is a sexy characteristic.

The best thing about Sarah Palin (opens in new tab) is that she is a hard worker. If I could somehow be married to her, "First Dude" would suit me well. Remember when I said I was too lazy to thrust my hips during sex (opens in new tab)? Well marrying Sarah Palin would allow me to live out my dream of sitting there. She obviously would make a lot of money, so we could buy a nice TV and all kinds of entertainment. I could just support Sarah, and just sit there looking pretty like a beta male with my alpha female (opens in new tab) when she came home.

OK, so I can't have Sarah Palin, and I really don't like guns (opens in new tab). But let me spell out how Sarah Palin does embody the type of woman I'd like to end up with.

First of all, let's take a pretty girl and swap out that intimidating firearm (opens in new tab) in favor of a guitar.

Let's keep the passion, the drive, the success (opens in new tab) and intelligence. And let's keep the ability to whip me into shape (opens in new tab). Do I really need to bring something to the table? Can't I just be funny and look pretty when my dream girl gets home?

Policies aside, I think Sarah Palin is a great example of a strong woman who does what she wants when she wants. Guys are attracted to women like this, though it is intimidating at first. But, like I said: intimidation and intrigue lead to a crush. Once the intimidation wears off and we see the soft side, we start to fall for her.

What do you think of Sarah Palin as a female figurehead? Politics aside, do you agree that she sets a great example and exemplifies a powerful female personality? Do you have any political crushes?