Whether a tribute to our perpetually-bronzed president elect Donald Trump—or simply meeting demand as beauty bloggers apparently love an orange-dusted finish—Cheetos is now in the business of beauty.
The company's hallmark makeup offering is Colour de Cheetos Bronzer ($11.99) and its literally the same neon orange shade as Cheetos for a fresh-out-of-the-bag, sun-kissed glow.
As far as we know, it's not edible or scented, but if the latter is a disappointing blow, fear not. There's an official Cheetos fragrance too!
Either the most brilliant or ill-advised tactic we could imagine, Cheeteau Perfume ($18.99) is expertly crafted with hand-extracted cheese oils (😦) so that it really does smell like you just polished off a bag at all times. The dream, amiright?
If you're looking to treat yourself or a loved one to one of these exotic offerings, they are available, just in time for the holidays, at shop.cheetostore.com.