Kendall Jenner's Oscars Dress Was a Wardrobe Malfunction Waiting to Happen

Last night, Kendall Jenner showed up at the Vanity Fair Oscars party wearing what she might describe as a dress, but your mom would almost certainly call a shirt:

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The physics on this thing are mind-boggling and, frankly, anxiety-inducing. How do you WALK in it?

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How do you RAISE AN ARM?

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How do you STAND?

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She was caught tugging at her hemline a few times last night—because, again, anxiety—but the dress appears to have remained in place for most of the night:

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And, if you thought there must be some magical contraption under there holding everything in place, well:

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Those sheer panels say otherwise.

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