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    The 30 Most Absurd Song Lyrics Ever

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    1. "I hopped of the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan" — Party in the USA, Miley Cyrus

    2. "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind." — Firework, Katy Perry

    3. "I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!" Barbie Girl, Aqua

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    4. "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious" — Sk8ter Boi, Avril Levingne

    5. "You reverse, you reverse, and I pregnated your mouth, girl, ooooh" — Drunk in Love Remix, Kanye West

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    6. "Blinded by the light / Revved up like a deuce / Another runner in the night" — Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann

    7. "Email my heart and say our love will never die" — Email My Heart, Britney Spears

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    8. "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday." — I Gotta Feeling, Black Eyed Peas

    9. "So what's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer?" — Non Dairy Creamer, Third Eye Blind

    10. "I kick plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut." — Keep Their Headz Ringin, Dr. Dre

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    11. "What the hell is on Joey's head?" — Photograph, Nickelback

    12. "And I know you love Shrek because we've watched it 12 times." — Wake Me Up, Ed Sheeran

    13. "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. DAMN, you'se a sexy bitch!" — Sexy Bitch, David Guetta

    14. "Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards" — Friday, Rebecca Black

    15. "It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters" — 22, Taylor Swift

    16. "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits/Chinese food makes me sick" — Summer Girl, LFO

    17. "I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror." — I'm Yours, Jason Mraz

    18. "With him I'm never losin'. And he knows that my name is not Susan. Oh, what a man! — Whatta Man, Salt-N-Pepa

    19. "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" — Wannabe, Spice Girls

    20. "My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats" — Steal My Sunshine, Len

    21. "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick." — Summer Girl, LFO

    22. "I don't like cities / But I like New York / Other places make me feel like a dork" — I Love New York, Madonna

    23. "If the light is off then it isn't on." — So Yesterday, Hilary Duff

    24. "You sure can dress me up in diamonds / You sure can dress me up in dirt" — La La, Ashlee Simpson

    25. "I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex) / I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex) / She put a bag on my head (Still counts) / I just had sex" — I Just Had Sex, Lonely Island featuring Akon

    26. "Am I original? (Yeah) / Am I the only one? (Yeah) / Am I sexual? (Yeah)" — Everybody, Backstreet Boys

    27. "Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy." — Tik Tok, Ke$ha

    28. "B*tches suck my d*ck because I look like J.K. Rowling." — Wonton Soup, Lil B

    29. "The square root of 69 is 8 something right?, cause I've been trying to work it out" — What's my name, Rihanna featuring Drake

    30. "Are we human? Or are we dancer?" — Human, The Killers

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