Hillary Clinton Just Wants to Be Invited, and 5 Other Things You Learn from Her Emails

"I'm here!" *finds out meeting was canceled*

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The State Department emptied 3,000 pages (opens in new tab) of hip presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's emails into the internet late Tuesday, and it wasn't catastrophic because all she and her staff really talk about is calling people. But, with some skimming, we still managed to piece together a more complete profile of Chillary (opens in new tab)—Chillary the communicator, Chillary the woman, Chillary…the exclamation-point enthusiast.

Really, Hils? But I suppose hitting the same combination of keys *is* more elegant.

Hurry, Sarah!

But who is these days?

T(w)ittering.

If you love something, set it free. (I'm pretty sure she kept it, though. Also, its current approval rating (opens in new tab) is closer to 82 percent.)

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"Can I go?"

Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.