Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen Spent Each Other's Weddings Arguing with Their Husbands

Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen are like *this* (crossing fingers, FYI), so naturally they were invited to each other's Italian weddings. But in a recent chat on Kim's website, the duo revealed they were too busy arguing with their husbands to enjoy their respective walks down the aisle.

"John and I got in the biggest fight at Kim and Kanye's wedding that you've ever seen in your whole life," Chrissy said in the video (which you can watch on Kim's site for a nominal fee). "You know when you think everything's about you? I was like, 'we ruined the wedding and everyone noticed,' and everyone's like 'no, not really, nobody noticed.'"

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Even more amusing, John sang the first dance song at Kim and Kanye's wedding, and Chrissy was too mad at him to care: "I remember standing with your mom and being so mad at him and everyone's like: 'he's so amazing, isn't he amazing?' and I was like, 'NO!'"

Meanwhile, Kim and Kanye spent Chrissy and John's wedding arguing via text due to Kim's severe FOMO.

"I got into a fight with Kanye during your wedding," Kim said. "I didn't go because [North] was just born, and I was so fat, and I was like, 'I have nothing to wear.' And so then he kept texting me being like, 'babe, this is the most beautiful wedding,' 'babe, this is so pretty, I really wish you were here at Lake Como.' And 'Stevie Wonder sang!' Literally, a play-by-play text. We got into the biggest fight—I was like, 'just stop texting me, go enjoy the wedding, cause you're making me feel so bad, and I'm so fat!'"

Um, this is clearly the most flawless way to shut down a text message exchange ever. Kim for all the awards.

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