The Hills aired its reunion special (AKA The Hills: That Was Then, This Is Now) last night on MTV, and naturally Heidi Montag was right there with us watching. Oh, and she live-blogged her feelings, almost none of which were positive. We did our civic duty and rounded up the best moments, so grab a healing crystal and get ready for shade.
On Lauren Conrads's narration: "Lauren is narrating all our lives again. Surprise! It's all about Lauren. Blogs have advertised the show as a 'reunion,' but it's really an LC special."
Shade level: ☁️ ☁️ ☁️
On becoming enemies with Lauren: "I feel like I'm watching found footage from a horror movie. My falling out with Lauren makes me sad, even years later."
Shade level: ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ ☁️
On life being lame: "It's unfair that a decade after the show started, everyone still blames the drama on Spencer and me."
Shade level: ⛅️
On her love for Spencer Pratt: "When I see clips of him, my heart still skips a beat. I met the love of my life, the most important person to me. Because of Spencer, I am very thankful to have been part of The Hills."
Shade level: 🌞
On Kim Kardashian loving jellyfish: "KIM KARDASHIAN!!! I love her! She was always so nice and sweet. She attended our housewarming party and loved my jellyfish."
Shade level: ⛅️
On Kohl's: "Overall, this special is a great Kohl's commercial. I want to go to Kohl's right now. I'll buy some of Lauren's clothes. They're cute!"
Shade level: ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ ☁️
On her love for Spencer, again: "Everyone deserves love like the relationship I have with Spencer. Love is so important, and [Lauren] deserves happiness."
Shade level: ⛅️
TBH, we're all just waiting to find a relationship like the one Heidi has with Spencer.
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