Keeping Up with the Kardashians has been on since the dawn of time (read: 2007), and things have changed a lot since its debut episode. Namely, Kim Kardashian married Kanye West, became super high fashion, and stopped going to pole dancing classes on camera. But because the internet is eternal, all of Kim's most iconic moments still exist, and we've rounded them up. Because #Memories.
When She and Khloe Tried to Find a Coffee Shop and Accidentally Insulted a Deaf Woman
Quotable line: "Oh you're deaf...okay, thank you! Love you! She's deaf, you bitch."
When She Threw a Fit and Demanded a Suite at Her Hotel
Quotable line: "I'm not going if I'm not having a suite at the Setai! I want the $2,500 room!"
When She Got Botox and Had an Allergic Reaction
Quotable line: "What if he hit a nerve? Seriously!"
When Her Sisters Put on "War Paint" and Pretended to Be Part of a "Tribe"
Quotable line: "We gotta think of a tribe name!"
When She Performed a Burlesque Show for the Pussy Cat Dolls
Quotable line: "I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling really dirty tonight so I think it's time we take a bath."
When She Had a Meltdown About Zip Lining
Quotable line: "I don't wanna do it. NO! NO! NO!"
That Time She Married Kris Humphries
Quotable line: "I do."
When She Got a Vampire Facial
Quotable line: "*&%#@."
When She Got Spray Tanned
Quotable line: "Thank god, I look dark again!"
When She Had a Meltdown Over a Spider
Quotable line: "MOM, IS THERE REALLY A SPIDER ON ME."
When She Had a Breakdown Over Her Diamond Earring
Quotable line: "Kim, there's people that are dying."
When She Declared Her Obsession with Hot Dogs on a Stick
Quotable line: "I will never eat Taco Bell again, that does not make me horny."
Quotable line: "This is so embarassing."
When She Took a Stripper Pole Class with Her Mom
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