This past weekend, Kelly Osbourne was in New York City, and she really had to pee. So she did what many New Yorkers do: booked it to the nearest Starbucks in the hopes of using their public bathroom. The thing is, she claims Starbucks employees refused to let her use their facilities, and was *not* thrilled.
In fact, she urinated in her pants.
SHAME on U @Starbucks #PissedMyOwnPants in this location because UR shameful employees refused to let me use the 🚽 I have piss in my shoe 🖕🏼 pic.twitter.com/scVsNAUh10June 26, 2017
Yep, she just went ahead and peed on herself. Which, hey—go for it. Sure, perhaps she could have popped over to a Barnes & Noble or something and used their restroom, but had that happened the world would never have been gifted with this amazing tweet, and then where would we be?
Update: A Starbucks spokesperson reached out to MarieClaire.com with the following statement: "We are working to follow up with Ms. Osbourne to clarify any confusion. There simply is no restroom in this store, and inquiring customers are typically directed to a store a few blocks away. We sincerely apologize for any misunderstanding and hope to welcome Ms. Osbourne back for a beverage on us very soon!"
Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.
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