What's better than popping in a scary movie with a bowl of popcorn next to you? When the main character is easy on the eyes, of course. Somehow horror movies are 10x better when you have Freddie Prinze Jr. attempting to cover up a crime in I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) or Jeff Goldblum dealing with a science experiment gone wrong in The Fly (1986). Ahead, we rounded up the hottest men in horror movies of all time. You're welcome.
Hottest vampire ever (sorry, R-Pattz. Also, Twilight isn’t a horror movie).
Lestat, the original vampire who made Brad Pitt’s Louis into a blood-loving hottie.
Kevin plays a medical student who tries to find out what comes after death by conducting near-death experiments. What more could go wrong? (Also, hi, Kiefer Sutherland—don’t worry, he’s in this later).
Is there anything hotter than a bad boy who can see in the dark?
Meet Darry, a college student who drives home for spring break and, of course, doesn’t make it home in one piece. Nope. Not even close.
Al plays your typical jock who encounters the Creeper with his teammates and a group of cheerleaders. Things don’t end well for Dante, but at least his pretty face survives (sort of).
Keanu plays a rookie solicitor who’s engaged to Winona Ryder, who unfortunately looks like Count Dracula’s dead wife. Don’t worry, it works out for everyone in the end (unless your name is Dracula).
You’d think that Paul the student journalist would debunk all the urban legends within the first five minutes of the film…
Paul stars as university student Lewis Thomas, who learns the hard way why pranking someone named Rusty Nail is a bad idea.
Here is Jay in one of the few shots of the film where he isn’t bloody or missing any fingers.
Reasons to watch The Covenant: (1) hot men with special powers, (2) Sebastian Stan, and (3) the next two slides.
See? Also, these hot men with special powers have some fun indoor pool scenes...
...And shower scenes. Here is Taylor about to take a shower and slowly morph into Tim Riggins (probably).
It’s unclear if the real-life George Lutz had glistening abs while he and his family tried to fight off the scary shit that went down in their new home. Ryan’s version has a six-pack, and it’s one of the best parts about this remake.
For a super-hot survival expert, Morris has a pretty vanilla name, Top. Perhaps it’s referring to where he prefers to be during sexy times?
Top’s fellow explorer also happens to be a really good cameraman. You can trust him in dark places.
A black hole, a missing crew, space, and the good looks and intelligence of one Captain Miller — what more could you want in a sci-fi horror movie?
Wouldn’t you trust this pretty face with your life while trying to escape a creepy town full of creepy wax sculptures and a pair of crazy brothers?
Who could forget Josh in The Faculty, a film about what happens when you don’t do your homework. JK: the teachers are controlled by aliens and Zeke (Josh) and his friends try to save the day. Zeke is also repeating senior year so yeah, there’s a lot going on.
Oh, that's right, Usher's in this too. Hi, Usher.
Just like how you can’t escape or cheat death in the Final Destination movies, the world can never escape Devon’s baby blues.
Right after this, Bill's character gets buried alive in blood, only to discover it’s a bad dream. Or is it? (Honestly, doesn’t matter. Look. At. Him.)
~Hot vampire killer/fugitive alert~.
Long before the Cullens in Twilight, another gang of vampires ruled the world (OK fine, just the beach town of Santa Clara, California). Here is that gang’s leader.
And here is that gang’s conquest Michael Emerson, who must decide who has more fun: vampires or humans.
It’s hard not to fall in love with a helicopter pilot named MacReady. He has a sexy beard and fights aliens in the dead of winter. Your body will never be MacReady.
This film confirms (1) scientists can be really hot, (2) vintage Jeff Goldblum is bae, and (3) it’s totally fine to be attracted to someone who is half human, half fly.
It really is too bad that Johnny and his smooth skin get swallowed alive by his bed (aka Freddy Krueger).
This 1999 remake of the 1959 classic is basically Big Brother in a haunted house. Taye Diggs is the most attractive contestant.
Never trust a pretty face with greasy, hot bangs.