Everything's going to suck weather-wise from now until May, so there's really no option left but to become shut-ins—the chic kind like Little Edie or that painter from Amélie who was obsessed with Renoir. Netflix is doing everything short of providing free headscarves with every subscription to get us to succumb, especially now that we've seen what they're offering next month.
Some highlights: Pretty in Pink (#TeamDuckie4ever), The Graduate, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, Mad Men Season 7, and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, the Tiny Fey comedy that's going to be unbearably adorable, judging by the trailer (opens in new tab).
Here's the full schedule:
March 1
Patch Adams
Finding Neverland
The Brothers Grimm
Teen Witch
30 for 30: Of Miracles and Men
Evelyn
Mercy Rule
Monster High: 13 Wishes
Monster High: Ghouls Rule
Rules of Engagement
March 5
Food Chains
The ABCs of Death
March 6
Aziz Ansari: Live at Madison Square Garden
My Own Man
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
March 7
Archer, Season 5
Glee, Season 5
March 9
The Angriest Man in Brooklyn
Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club
After the Fall
Cesar Chavez
March 10
Monster High: Haunted
March 11
How to Train Your Dragon 2
March 15
3rd Rock From the Sun, Complete Series
A Different World, Complete Series
Marvel & ESPN Films Present: 1 or 1: Genesis
March 17
You're Not You
Dummy
March 19
Life Itself
March 20
Bloodline, Season 1
God's Not Dead
March 22
Mad Men, Season 7, Part 1
March 23
November Man
March 25
Garfunkel and Oates, Season 1
Turn, Season 1
March 27
Trailer Park Boys, Season 9
Frankie & Alice
March 31
Ask Me Anything
The Man With the Iron Fists
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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.
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