Also known as the people who make Monday-Friday bearable.
Thank u, next.
...Will you accept this gift?
That was easy.
Make every holiday Earth Day.
We wish you a glowing Christmas, and a hydrated New Year.
A miniature designer bag? Yes, please.
Go on, you deserve it.
Warning: you'll want to keep most of these for yourself.
Two people, one gift, zero stress.
They'll love it—even if you don't exactly understand the reference.
Make your present count towards the present (get it?).
Croissant lamps exist.
"Sorry your gift is late...Mercury was in retrograde."