Kris Jenner

And the internet thinks his hand is on her bump....

So this is how they prep for interviews behind the scenes.

The red polar bear is back!

"In recent years, it's become a little more challenging to go shopping..."

Okay, Kris. We see you.

The matriarch spoke about the video for the first time in years.

In summary, she's extremely grateful.

Even the haters have to admit it: the Kardashian-Jenners know how to throw a party. From on-the-fly nuptials to North West's 1st birthday, a celebration of epic proportions is always in order. And thanks to Instagram and the paparazzi, we get to live vicariously through all the Kardashian fêtes. So let's rank them, shall we?

"That was my mom's best friend."

That explains a lot.

Well, that's enough to traumatize someone.

"It could have been prevented."

Who knew this would work out so well?

Secret nuptials = so not on brand.

"It's just crazy that he's gone."

And no, she doesn't call her Bruce, either.

These are possibly the most reported-on lips in history.

For the last time: She's a real model, guys!