As the Tumblr teens say, the best nights are the ones where you've got nothing to do but wash your hair, moisturize, mask, and just take care of yourself. Of course, a long soak won't solve all your problems, but it'll at least
put them off make them seem that much more manageable. Here, everything you need for never going outside again.
Clear pores = clear conscience. (If only it were that easy, but let's kid ourselves.)
The bougiest hand cream from the world's fanciest, most fantastical beauty emporium.
Just do what the box says.
Three citrus scents, three opportunities to pretend you're at the spa and not just lying on your bedroom floor.
I knowwwww, but listen—1) you would be swaddling yourself in cashmere, and 2) CASHMERE. ALL. OVER.
Pro tip: Sloughing off bumpy bits will help your base glide on easier, which in turn makes your life as a whole a bit easier.
The previous nine things should make you tireder than Captain Sully after he landed that plane in the Hudson, but this is the coup de grâce, just in case.