Kylie Jenner Already Had Her Baby Theory

Kylie Jenner is reportedly pregnant (much like everyone else in the Kardashian family), but wait—what if she's already given birth in secret?? ::nerdy record scratch noise for dramatic effect::

Thanks to the above re-discovered photos of the beauty entrepreneur looking very pregnant in September, the internet seems convinced that Kylie has quietly had her baby and failed to inform the rest of us (which, fair).

Kylie jenner has probably given birth to a baby boy who's again probably making more money than you'll ever have in your life 😁😁😁
— Incredible Mike Frost🇰🇪 (@mykfrost) December 29, 2017

OK I’m calling it now @KylieJenner has already had her baby and it’s a girl 🔮🤷🏻‍♀️👶🏽💞
— Stacey Condliffe (@StaceyCondliffe) December 28, 2017

what if kylie jenner makes the announcement on NYE instead? what if she already had the baby? what if we’re all dead? what if
— Rosemary Donahue (@rosadona) December 27, 2017

Also shoutout to this person, who is convinced the Kardashians were looking at Kylie and her new baby in their Christmas card:

Half of the Christmas card are looking at something THEY’RE LOOKING AT KYLIE JENNER HOLDING THAT BABY IM TELLING U pic.twitter.com/m6G6tORID1
— Call Me By My @ (@NotAgainBen) December 24, 2017

Not to mention all these enthusiastic theorists:

y'all, Kylie already had that baby. It's time to accept what you know in your heart to be true: Kylie Jenner's baby is now out in the world making more money than you will ever see in your life.
— Tyler McCall (@eiffeltyler) December 26, 2017

WHAT IF KYLIE HAS ALREADY HAD THE BABY pic.twitter.com/OMMcGEQ29B
— Gabrielle (@prielleprielle) December 26, 2017

My prediction is that Kylie Jenner has had her baby already
— Ruby (@rubycmallen) December 27, 2017

Anyone else noticed how Kylie Jenner hasn’t been active on instagram, twitter OR snapchat recently? Odds on she’s given birth?
— Alice Hannnah (@Aliceee_Hannah) December 25, 2017

Thoughts? Feels? Opinions?

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