Amy Schumer revealed that she'd secretly wed chef Chris Fischer in a surprise wedding back in February, and now she's finally giving us all of the details about their honeymoon.
On last night's The Late Show With Stephen Colbert (via E!), Schumer explained that her honeymoon with Fischer involved ten days of traveling.
As she told Colbert:
"He's a chef, so he was cooking in Sonoma at Scribe Vineyards. So, I followed him there. Then, he was cooking at a festival in Milan, and I heard that they invented pasta and wine. So, I've just been kind of following him around getting drunk."
Basically, Schumer's honeymoon sounds all kinds of blissful, especially if you enjoy pasta and wine, which is everyone, right?
Colbert joked that not everyone eats carbs, to which Schumer recoiled in mock-horror and shock.
As for married life, it sounds as though it totally suits the Trainwreck star, who knew that Fischer was special because she wanted to "partner up with this guy," something that she says hadn't happened before. Schumer also said that she's letting Fischer see all of her flaws, "but that's so cool, because they can't leave."
News of Schumer's secret wedding broke in US Weekly back in February 2018, with the publication revealing that the couple married in a private wedding in Malibu on February 13. Celebs including Jennifer Lawrence attended the secret nuptials, and Schumer subsequently released her wedding photos on Instagram.
And it's adorable to finally hear about Schumer and Fischer's carb-and-wine fueled honeymoon.
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Amy Mackelden is a freelance writer, editor, and disability activist. Her bylines include Harper's BAZAAR, Nicki Swift, Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire, ELLE, The Independent, Bustle, Healthline, and HelloGiggles. She co-edited The Emma Press Anthology of Illness, and previously spent all of her money on Kylie Cosmetics.
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