"Mama, I'm so sorry I'm not sober anymore."
The Carters laid it ALL out this time.
Stop everything and listen.
They also wore green pins in support.
This is a closer look at the Carters than we've ever had.
"Women have made it clear that we will no longer be controlled, manipulated, or abused."
Step down, Cersei.
She says the official video will be VERY different though.
Even John Legend and Jordan Peele have joined the fray.
And audience member Leslie Jones lost all chill.
But they handled it like PROS.
Literally. There were fireworks.
No one is over it.
Blue Ivy is winning life.
"Thank you for allowing me to be the first black woman to headline Coachella... "
He also sang his Bella Hadid-inspired track, and Bella was rumored to be in the audience.
Don't. Cross. Nicki.
Pretty sure this is about her birthday.
She says she's "90 percent there."
Our families have the worst dirt on us.
From Issa Rae, to Tiffany Haddish, to Olivia Wilde.
And she did some shots on stage.
"We should applaud artists who are brave enough to tell their honest romantic narrative."
He's still salty about the Selena break-up.
But there are still some dance moves, obviously.