We still have no idea what the theme will be for Season 6 of American Horror Story, which premiers on FX on September 14. But if these six new teasers released on Wednesday are anything to go by, it's going to be hella creepy.
Featuring knives hanging over baby cribs, dark smoke billowing from a house on an isolated plain, a bald man getting his scalp stapled, a centipede crawling over a Lady Gaga's face, the silhouettes of children on a hill at dusk, and a woman getting grabbed by the ankle while running on staircase, the theme could go in a lot of different directions,
Needless to say, the Internet has been going bananas trying to figure it out.
me trying to figure out the theme and who's gonna be casted in #ahs6 pic.twitter.com/0MvNBk4bjgJuly 27, 2016
Every AHS fan is going crazy to know the theme, @MrRPMurphy tell us. #AHS6 pic.twitter.com/CkrjGz23EgJuly 27, 2016
Others are waiting patiently with bated breath.
Me waiting for the official #AHS6 announcement 👀 pic.twitter.com/BjSQuKJOxWJuly 27, 2016
Some are running for their lives.
Me rn with #ahs6 teasers released. pic.twitter.com/d1OssCJFcKJuly 27, 2016
A lot of people think the theme might be "Forest," after PopWrapped claimed they have the exclusive scoop.
Whereas others can't help but notice the similarities between the creepy house in the teaser and the one in the classic cartoon Courage the Cowardly Dog.
omg #AHS6 is gonna be so scary y'all pic.twitter.com/HHw9EgeCuTJuly 27, 2016
Either way, everyone has pretty much accepted that there will be no sleep between now and September 14.
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