The Life of a Celebrity Assistant in 29 Photos

From upper-lip-sweat-wiping to burger-holding.

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Think fast: What indignities would you suffer to be in close proximity to a public figure at pretty much all times? Here, a comprehensive look at the weird, fascinating life of the celebrity personal assistant.

reese witherspoon's umbrella
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...Reese Witherspoon's umbrella...

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...Jennifer Lawrence's umbrella...

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yet more
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...Selena Gomez's umbrella...

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brolly
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...Mariah Carey's umbrella...

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selena gomez half eaten burger
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...Selena Gomez's half-eaten burger...

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jessica cannes purple red carpet
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Chapter II: Fluffing

If you think celebrities just *look* like that on the red carpet, you're in denial—after the glam squad that gets them ready comes the fluffer, who lays the dress, carries the train, places the hand, etc. etc. Full investigation here.

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anything for the dress
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Anything for the dress.

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including stooping
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Including stooping.

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and pulling
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And pulling.

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and billowing
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And billowing.

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and smoothing and adjusting
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And lifting.

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and arranging
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And strategically swishing.

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Chapter III: Pet Management

Being a part-time cat/dog mommy/daddy ain't so bad. (This one belongs to Lady Gaga.)

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<p>Mariah Carey gets her own chapter because she is unashamed of asking people she pays to do things like dab the sweat from her upper lip. </p>
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Chapter IV: Mariah

Mariah Carey gets her own chapter because she is unashamed of asking the people she pays to do things like dab the sweat from her upper lip.

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and lead her around
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And lead her around.

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everywhere
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Everywhere.

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with umbrellas
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With umbrellas.

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and position her hand just so to highlight her engagement ring
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And position her hand just so to highlight her engagement ring.

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more leading around
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More leading around.

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i would have human seeing eye dogs with me all the time too, if i could afford it
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I would have human Seeing Eye Dogs with me all the time too, if I could afford it.

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and they call her a diva psshh
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And they call her a diva psshh.

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She's touching a normal person's hand!

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and letting a normal person touch her in turn
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And letting a normal person touch her in turn!

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high heels hand
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See?

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Jennifer Lawrence and assistant Justine Ciarrocchi.

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Drake and assistant Courtne Smith.

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Khloe Kardashian and assistant Malika Haqq.

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<p>Rihanna and Melissa Forde</p>
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Rihanna and assistant Melissa Forde.

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Beyoncé and assistant Angie Beyince. (How do we get this job?!)

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