

George Clooney's hair and Brad Pitt's nose are two of the most desirable qualities, as determined by a survey.
It's an undisputable fact: Every heterosexual woman has a celebrity man crush. Chances are, she has more than one. And it's understandable why—choosing between the well-sculpted abs of stars like Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling or the smoldering icy stares of Bradley Cooper and George Clooney isn't an easy task. To make this ultimate dreamboat a bit easier to picture, one company is has mashed up the faces of some of the most lust-worthy male celebrities to create the perfect man.
The results? A little weird, but not incredibly so. There are two mashups. One is for those under the age of 30, and the other is over. The former highlights Harry Styles' messy mop, Robert Pattinson's scruff, and Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan's nose. For the more mature set, you'll notice George Clooney's salt and pepper locks and David Beckham's beard. While we may prefer each of them in their own handsome glory, we can't deny that the mashups aren't the least attractive thing we've ever seen.
See each feature identified by its owner, below.
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I'm an Associate Editor at the Business of Fashion, where I edit and write stories about the fashion and beauty industries. Previously, I was the brand editor at Adweek, where I was the lead editor for Adweek's brand and retail coverage. Before my switch to business journalism, I was a writer/reporter at PEOPLE.com, where I wrote news posts, galleries and articles for PEOPLE magazine's website. My work has been published on TheAtlantic.com, ELLE.com, MarieClaire.com, PEOPLE.com, GoodHousekeeping.com and in Every Day with Rachael Ray. It has been syndicated by Cosmopolitan.com, TIME.com, TravelandLeisure.com and GoodHousekeeping.com, among other publications. Previously, I've worked at VOGUE.com, ELLE.com, and MarieClaire.com.
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