17 Full-Length Porn Movies with Great Plots and Great Sex

You deserve the best of the best.

Watching pornography is a normal extracurricular activity for many women. And while the storylines in most porn flicks center on a delivery guy/repair man showing up unexpectedly, there's no reason we should sacrifice a good plot for great sex. In other words, get you some porn that can do both.

The best and most arousing porn films are often the ones that involve drama, relationships, and, ya know, things other than HD penises on the screen. But sometimes they can be hard to find. (Pun intended...?) In an effort to be helpful and sex positive, we've rounded up the best full-length porn movies—with ethical standards, feminist values, pretty cinematography, and good music to boot.

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A Taste of Joy

Petra Joy

From feminist porn director Petra Joy, A Taste of Joy features a series of three vignettes that turn "existing porn stereotypes upside down and shows hot, creative and passionate sex." The cinematography is gorgeous and the sex is steamy/female-focused—what more could you want?

Last Tango

Sweet Sinema
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Loosely based on Last Tango in Paris, Last Tango is about a woman who rents out a secret apartment to escape her fiancé, and ends up having an affair. The movie won The Feminist Porn Awards' 2012 prize for "Most Arousing Adaptation," and was lauded for its "haunting, explicit sex scenes" and "emotionally rich performances." A must-watch for people who like a lot of romance and plot with their porn.

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

BURNING ANGEL ENTERTAINMENT
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The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody is essentially what you think it is...a sexy version of everyone's favorite zombie show. And it's actually really fun and amusing in a weird "oh, these zombies are having sex now" way. Also, please note that the tagline is: "A jizz shot was the only sure-fire way to return these undead creatures to the grave!" Iconic.

The Good Girl

Lust Films

The Good Girl is a 2004 short film by Erika Lust that flips the traditional "delivery guy comes over with a pizza" trope seen in many cheesy porn films on its head thanks to a female lens. Even better, you can rest assured that this movie was filmed on a safe set with safe conditions for the actors involved, because Lust is a known name in the feminist film industry, and has been the recipient of several Feminist Porn Awards.

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The Friend Zone

New Sensations

New Sensations is a company known for its focus on female pleasure and the depiction of romantic sexual relationships (filmed in super pretty lighting), and The Friend Zone is one of their most lauded. The film stars two platonic friends named Kevin and Gina, whose relationship takes a turn for the romantic when Kevin creates an online dating profile in an attempt to win her heart. Think of it as a romantic comedy, with tons of sex.

The Submission of Emma Marx

New Sensations
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If you're the type of person who saw Fifty Shades of Grey and thought, cool, but where is the sex? welcome to The Submission of Emma Marx. The movie is directed by Jackie St. James, who's received multiple awards for her work, and is a about a woman's experimentation in the world of BDSM.

The Bi Apple

Adam & Eve

Get it? Like the Big Apple, only bi. This porn movie was hailed by the Feminist Film Awards as one of the "best bisexual movies to come out in years," and is about a college student's research study of queer New York–dwelling couples.

The Obsession

Sweet Sinner
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Speaking of Jackie St. James, The Obsession is her new erotic thriller based on Single White Female. The plot is on-point (a woman is obsessed with her roommate—you know the drill), and the tension is real. “While researching for this film what was most important to me was really getting into the ‘stalker’ character's head," St. James told AVN. "Motivation and intention are important. Villains typically don't look at themselves as villains. Their internal monologue isn't always riddled with judgment or self-criticism for their actions." What more could you ask for from an erotic thriller?

Pirates

Adam & Eve
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Pirates is a total classic in the contemporary porn landscape—and is, naturally, based on Pirates of the Caribbean. It's campy, at times cringe-y, and knows exactly how ridiculous it is. Oh, and it also has special effects thanks to a budget of $1 million—making it the most expensive porn movie ever when it came out in 2005. While the movie was picking up awards (yes, it won several), actress Stormy Daniels told the New York Times that plot-less porn films were her pet peeve, saying: "There's nothing worse then when the pizza boy rings the doorbell, the girl says she doesn't have a tip, and then they get it on."

Chemistry

Vivid Entertainment

This reality TV show-meets-porn movie is directed by feminist sex educator Tristan Taormino, and the performers in it had total control over who they have sex with, how, when, and where. To quote the film's description: "Seven stars. One house. 36 hours. No rules. No script. No schedule. Just sex...the way they want it. A 3-hour movie with 8 sex scenes." And to quote Taormino, "I was really interested in creating an environment for porn performers where they could feel safe and comfortable, and they'd be in control of who they have sex with, when, where, and what they do. For me, this part of the process is about empowering the performers to participate in their own representation—to challenge the anti-porn notion that all porn performers are exploited objects."

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The Opening of Misty Beethoven

Qx

If you're interests include "hair" and "the 1970s," definitely check out this famous title—based on George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion, and about a sexologist named Dr. Seymour Love who embarks on a mission to transform a prostitute named Misty Beethoven into the best lover ever (total swan story). The movie is known for its super high budget and art-y vibes, and is considered something of a hipster cult classic. (Seriously, it screened in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, once.)

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Snapshot

Pink Label

Snapshot is an independently funded, award-winning suspense thriller staring queer people of color, and we are here for it. The Shine Louise Houston written/directed film is worthy of praise outside the industry. It even has nods to Hitchcock, that's how legit it is. "I’ve been working on this script for about four years on and off and I think it’s finally presentable," Houston said in an interview. "I strive for what Hitchcock describes as pure cinema. Most of the talent I work with have very little acting experience so I write minimal but precise dialogue and film in a way that lets the editing do the acting."

Taboo (and Taboo II)

Dart Enterprises
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No best porn list would be complete without Taboo, the completely insane and retro movie about—brace yourself—incest. Which, yes, is gross, but is a subject that still gets plenty of play today. (Think: Game of Thrones.) It seems impossible to deny the impact this film has had on the industry, and interestingly it was written by a woman and has some very intense female-driven themes. If you ever watch it, take solace in the fact that everyone isn't really related.

Amanda by Night

Flickr

As one Reddit user succinctly put it, "This was the kind of porn that Boogie Nights was referring to when the industry wanted to begin providing plots." The movie is a police mystery in which a detective teams up with a high-class prostitute to figure out who is killing her fellow call girls.

Love, Anonymous

Adam & Eve
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If you like your porn with a healthy dose of romance and some rom-com vibes, Love, Anonymous is for you. The movie is about a somewhat magical poem written by an anonymous author that leads to intimate, er, relations and affairs with several people. Think Love, Actually if the Martin Freeman part of the movie were the whole movie.

The Devil in Miss Jones

VCX

Made during the Golden Age of Porn, The Devil in Miss Jones tells the story of a depressed spinster who ends up committing suicide and damning herself to limbo—she's been a good person and led a "pure" life, but because she died by suicide, she cannot be admitted to heaven. Miss Jones' solution is to return to earth as the embodiment of lust and earn her place in hell, which she does, leading to a very thought-provoking ending for a porno.

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Behind the Green Door

Mitchell Brothers Film Group

Another classic from the Golden Age of Porn, Behind the Green Door is a trippy, erotic film that is right up your alley if you loved the sexiest scenes in Eyes Wide Shut. The movie follows Gloria Saunders, a wealthy socialite who is taken against her will to an elite sex club where she has group sex with six women before being taken onto a stage through a green door. Onstage, Gloria engages in several more acts with several more partners, one of which includes a psychedelic ejaculation sequence—because it was the seventies, after all.

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