The Best John Mayer Songs of All Time

It's your last day on Earth—do you slow dance in a burning room or stop this train?

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It's hard to define the moment John Mayer became an icon. (Yes, the word is thrown around a lot, but I mean a true icon.) Perhaps it's when he publicly declared that Taylor Swift's 2010 "Dear John" "humiliated him" with its "cheap songwriting," or when he moved to a ranch in Bozeman, Montana, to repent for his sins. No, it's definitely when he decided to use a Bar Mitzvah video production company to create the visuals that accompany his recent single, "New Light." John has been on a 17-year mission to escape the egotistical, bad-boy stereotype he defined for himself (see: his Instagram stories for reference). But whether you love or hate him, there's no denying that his music has been and always will be pure magic.

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Here, the 15 best John Mayer songs of all time.

15) "Shadow Days," 2012

Born and Raised was that album you loved to hate because it officially marked the birth of The New John Mayer™. He'd just moved to Montana, hadn't cut his hair in months, and wrote a song to represent his growth as a changed man. Mayer had to do so much convincing to his fans after his controversial interviews that he literally had to sing, "I’m a good man with a good heart." Sure, it may not be his most memorable piece of work, but it's still good and we give him props for being so transparent.

14) "Wildfire," 2013

Why am I crying in the club? Mayer was featured on Frank Ocean's debut studio album, Channel Orange, so he decided to return the favor and had Frank display his vocals solo (until the end when we get a little bit of harmony) on "Wildfire." The song, which would have been most popular on the Tumblr platform, finds itself a home on Mayer's sixth album, Paradise Valley. Really, it's John and Frank's world—we're all just livin' in it.

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13) "Stop This Train," 2006

When I think of once-wholesome John Mayer, I think of "Stop This Train" from his third studio album, Continuum. You probably forgot about this one, right? That's because it's good, but it's not "Gravity" good. (More on that later.)

12) "Come Back to Bed," 2003

If a 26-year-old boy from Bridgeport, Connecticut, serenaded you with lyrics like, "You can be mad in the morning / I'll take back what I said / Just don't leave me alone here / It's cold, baby / Come back to bed," how would YOU feel?

11) "Waiting on the World to Change," 2006

*Extreme Spongebob narrator voice* 12. Years. Later. "Waiting on the World to Change" became a political anthem in a world we thought was "bad" before we experienced the reality of a racist and morally incompetent president. (Also, before we knew how good we would really have it with Mr. Obama.)

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10) "Your Body Is a Wonderland," 2001

For those of you who are thinking best song lists should start at 10, coming in hot (literally) at #10 is John Mayer in his prime, singing "Your Body Is a Wonderland." It's the second single that established his place in every girl's heart before the release of his first studio album, Room for Squares.

He apparently wrote the song for his first girlfriend at age 14, but when fans started to speculate the song was about his then-girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt, she simply denied the rumors by stating, "My body is far from a wonderland. My body is more like a pawnshop. There's a lot of interesting things put together, and if you look closely you'd probably be excited, but at first glance, not so much." Iconic in itself.

9) "I'm Gonna Find Another You," 2006

No! Don't! This one really just pierces through your soul, and proves that John does jazz (new tour name?) really well. No further information needed.

8) "Daughters," 2003

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It’s a pretty bold move to sound like an entitled douchebag on your second album with lyrics like, "Now I'm starting to see / Maybe it's got nothing to do with me / Fathers be good to your daughters / Daughters will love like you do,” but the song is still really good. Hence why this article exists.

7) "Gravity," 2006

"Graaaaavity" is definitely not workin' against him, considering John looks exactly the same as he did when he released this song on his 2006 album, Continuum. If you're fighting me on the number seven spot, reminder: This is that song with the golden lyrics, "Keep me where the light is," that myself and every other person on the planet (get it?) is planning to get tattooed on them...when the time is right!

6) "Why Georgia," 2001

"Why Georgia" is a highly underrated song from Mayer's very first album, Room for Squares, that reminds you of your "problems" before you actually had problems. Interestingly enough, the song foreshadows the "real problems" that Mayer embraces in "Shadow Days."

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5) "Heartbreak Warfare," 2009

Oh, look, the song I played on repeat all last summer. "Heartbreak Warfare" sounds like it would be a part of Mayer's first or second album, but it actually comes from his fourth LP, Battle Studies, in which we learn he loves a good theme. The song was released during that time when everybody and their mother was obsessed with him, which would, of course, eventually get to his head and lead to his retreat to Montana.

4) "In the Blood," 2017

Nobody knew what to expect from Mayer's most recent album, The Search for Everything. To much surprise, we received "In the Blood"—a mature, honest reflection of what life has come to after decades of fame and uncontrollable family circumstances. At the time the album was released, Mayer hadn't been in a public relationship with anyone for quite a while (gotta love those Andy Cohen dating rumors), but the song definitely emphasizes how much he does want to love.

3) "Say," 2007

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As Kid Cudi so eloquently put it, this is the soundtrack to my life. Find yourself a more inspiring and impactful song than Mayer's "Say." (I'll wait.) Not only will it be used for every empowering ad campaign until the end of time, but it's so good that although it was originally written for the 2007 movie The Bucket List, it was added as a special re-release on Continuum.

2) "Free Fallin'," 2008

A controversial number two, yes, considering this one is a cover song from Tom Petty's 1989 album, Full Moon Fever. Oh, you didn't know it was a cover? Exactly. Also, just look at him.

1) "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room," 2006

If you haven't already decided that you should get out of your toxic relationship, one listen to this song should do it, which means John is really just out here doing God's work—putting "Slow Dancing" at number one. Not pictured: Me realizing 12 years later that this song is actually really depressing when you fully listen to the lyrics, but you get so wrapped up in the sounds of the guitar and voice of an angel it doesn't even matter.

Congratulations for successfully making it down this list, and cheers to another 17 years of the magnificence that is John Mayer.

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