COP SHOW (WITH A TWIST!)

SKIP: NBC's plodding Life, about an L.A. homicide detective — who was wrongly imprisoned!; CBS's cheesy Moonlight, about a handsome, charismatic private investigator who quenches his thirst with pints of O-positive!

SCORE WITH
Fox's New Amsterdam, starring dashing Danish actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as an immortal detective who fights crime, seeks love. Centuries ahead of the hour-long drama pack.

ANGSTY 30-SOMETHING SITCOM

SKIP: Fox's Unhitched, courtesy of the Farrelly brothers, who—having desecrated The Heartbreak Kid with a disfiguring remake—here perpetrate orangutan-on-man love. In the opening episode.

STICK WITH ABC's Samantha Who?, starring an irresistibly quirky Christina Applegate as an amnesiac who learns that she was a major bitch and decides to reform her life. Blessedly chimp-free.

LAWYER SHOW (WITH A TWIST!)

SKIP: Fox's latest, Canterbury's Law, with Julianna Margulies as hard-assed, ethically challenged lawyer dame — with her own missing child!; ABC's Eli Stone, featuring Jonny Lee Miller as hard-assed, ethically challenged lawyer — who thinks he's a spiritual prophet!

STICK WITH ABC's Dirty Sexy Money for the gloss, glam, and Peter Krause-ness of it all, as he tries to hunt down his father's murderer.

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