Beyonce Has 99 Problems, But Her A** Ain't One

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published 11 November 14

As an homage to her husband Jay Z's trademark song (and her very famous assets) Beyonce posed in a "99 Problems" bathing suit. Thanks to Bey, I've been singing "Bootylicious" since 2001, so I've been well aware of her completely un-problematic butt for over a decade.

However, what exactly are her other 99 problems? Too much space in her Tribeca penthouse? Too perfect a family with rap superstar Jay Z and adorable 2-year-old Blue Ivy? The world may never know. While you mull that over, play Destiny's Child and watch this GIF over and over.

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Hallie Gould

Hallie has worked in beauty editorial for ten years and has been editorial director at Byrdie since 2021. Previously, she was a senior editor at Byrdie since 2016. During her time at Byrdie, she's written hundreds of high-performing stories on skincare, wellness (including fitness, diet, mental health, body image, et al) makeup, and hair. She's a regular on set, helping to source inspiration for makeup and hair looks, as well as interviewing celebrities, models, and other notable women and men in the beauty space.

Before that, Hallie ran Marie Claire's social media and wrote beauty and culture stories for the site, and helped launch Time Inc.'s digital-only beauty brand, MIMI. After college, she contributed to Time Out New York’s Shopping & Style section before landing her first beauty editor gig at Hearst's Real Beauty. Hallie's writing has also appeared in ELLE, Cosmopolitan, and InStyle. Hallie graduated with a BA in Communication Arts from the University of Wisconsin-Madison.