In the days leading up to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding day, royal fever (and drama) has reached insane levels. But unless you happen to be a former cast member of Suits, snagging a date with a royal is pretty much impossible. That hasn't stopped people from testing out their one-liners, though.
Twitter users have been using the hashtag #RoyalPickUpLines to show how they would approach their own royal partner, and the results have been hilarious. Here's betting Meghan and Harry didn't quite go this route.
From the food references...
Hey baby, wanna go with me to Burger King or Dairy Queen? #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
If you want to get really freaky, I'll treat you to Burger King, Dairy Queen, and Royal Crown Cola. #RoyalPickUpLines @WeeklyHumoristMay 16, 2018
...to the puns...
What are you doing on a Knight like this? #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
One look at you and I was throne off#RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
I’ll give YOU a knight to remember! #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
...to the references to the queen...
If the corgis like you, you can stay the night. #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
#RoyalPickUpLines You must be my queen, because I f**KING love youMay 16, 2018
...and the references to Will, Kate, Harry, and Meghan...
Hey if you be my William, I'll be your Kate. #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
I'm a William on the streets--But a Harry in the sheets. #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
...to the people who just want to live in a palace...
My palace or your palace? #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
What's a commoner like you doing in a castle like this? #RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
Do you want to go back to my palace?#RoyalPickUpLinesMay 16, 2018
#RoyalPickUpLines How would you like to wake up in a Palace?May 16, 2018
...the tweets are both hilarious and instantly relatable.
There are sure to be more pick up lines to choose from after the nuptials on Saturday, May 19. How about this for size: "There's room for two under my royal church hat"? We'll be here all week, folks.
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Temi Adebowale is the Editorial Assistant at Men's Health. She was previously a Newsroom Fellow, writing news stories across Hearst Digital Media's brands. Temi likes Rihanna, animal print, the StairMaster and burritos.
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