
If you exist in the middle of the Venn-Diagram of "obsessed with the royal family" and "obsessed with your pet," then sit down and get ready to spend your entire tax refund on the Queen's line of pet accessories. The line includes bandana and bows as well as pet cushions and pet blankets, dog togs, treat pouches, and more and is available to shop anywhere in the world through the Royal Collection Trust's online store (bless the internet).
"We have lovingly curated our edit of magnificent gift ideas for our furry friends; from gilded, earthenware dog bowls and charming dog bandanas, to engraved, leather leads and collars and tartan accessories inspired by the Hunting Stewart Tartan, which is the livery worn at the Palace of Holyroodhouse," the Royal Collection Trust writes of the line in its official description. "Our selection of treats are sure to delight our canine companions around the world."
Click through the gallery to see the collection for yourself (/buy one of everything, if you're like us).

YELLOW PARROT AND CAT PRINT PET COAT
£29.95 ($41.35)

GREY HORSE PRINT PET COAT
£29.95 ($41.35)

GREY HORSE PRINT PET BLANKET
£29.95 ($41.35)

GREY HORSE PRINT PET BOW TIE
£12.95 ($17.88)

GREY HORSE PRINT DOG TOY
£19.95 ($27.54)

GREY HORSE PRINT PET TREAT POUCH
£14.95 ($20.64)

GREY HORSE PRINT PET BANDANA
£10.95 ($15.11)

GREY HORSE PRINT TOTE BAG
£45 ($62.12)

PINK HORSE PRINT PET COAT
£35 ($48.30)

PINK HORSE PRINT PET BLANKET
£29.95 ($41.35)

PINK HORSE PRINT PET BOW TIE
£12.95 ($17.88)

PINK HORSE PRINT DOG TOY
£19.95 ($27.54)

PINK HORSE PRINT PET TREAT POUCH
£14.95 ($20.64)

PINK HORSE PRINT BANDANA
£10.95 ($15.11)

PINK HORSE PRINT TOTE BAG
£45 ($62.12)

YELLOW PARROT AND CAT PRINT CUSHION
£39.95 ($55.12)

LITTLE MOUSE CAT TOY

YELLOW PARROT AND CAT PRINT PET BOW TIE
£12.95 ($17.88)

YELLOW PARROT AND CAT PRINT PET TREAT POUCH
£14.95 ($20.64)

YELLOW PARROT AND CAT PRINT TOTE BAG
£45 ($62.12)

YELLOW PARROT AND CAT PRINT PET BANDANA
£10.95 ($15.11)

BLUE ROSETTE PRINT PET COAT
£29.95 ($41.35)

BLUE ROSETTE PRINT PET BOW TIE
£12.95 ($17.88)

BLUE ROSETTE PRINT DOG TOY
£19.95 ($27.54)

BLUE ROSETTE PRINT PET TREAT POUCH
£14.95 ($20.64)

BLUE ROSETTE PRINT PET BANDANA
£10.95 ($15.11)

BLUE ROSETTE PRINT TOTE BAG
£45 ($62.12)

PURPLE PARROT PRINT PET CUSHION
£60.00 ($82.88)

PURPLE PARROT PRINT PET BLANKET
£29.95 ($41.35)

PURPLE PARROT PRINT BOW TIE
£12.95 ($17.88)

PURPLE PARROT PRINT DOG TOY
£19.95 ($27.54)

PURPLE PARROT PRINT PET TREAT POUCH
£14.95 ($20.64)

PURPLE PARROT PRINT PET BANDANA
£10.95 ($15.11)

PURPLE PARROT PRINT TOTE BAG
£45 ($62.12)

PINK DOG PRINT PET CUSHION
£60.00 ($82.88)

PINK DOG PRINT PET COAT
£35 ($48.33)

PINK DOG PRINT PET BLANKET
£35 ($48.33)

PINK DOG PRINT PET BOW TIE

PINK DOG PRINT DOG TOY
£19.95 ($27.56)

PINK DOG PRINT PET TREAT POUCH
£14.95 ($20.65)

PINK DOG PRINT PET BANDANA
£10.95 ($15.12)

PINK DOG PRINT TOTE BAG
£45 ($62.14)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG BANDANA
£9.95 ($13.74)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG WALKING POUCH
£14.95 ($20.66)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE RED DOG BANDANA
£9.95 ($13.75)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE RED PET COLLAR
£35 ($48.36)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG BOWL
£25 ($34.55)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE TARTAN PET TREAT WRAP
£19.95 ($27.56)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE TARTAN CHRISTMAS TREE DOG TOY
£18.95 ($26.19)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE TARTAN PET CUSHION
£95 ($131.27)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG COAT SMALL
£35 ($48.36)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG COAT MEDIUM
£45 ($62.19)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG BED SMALL
£65 ($89.83)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG BED MEDIUM
£75 ($103.64)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG TOY
£14.95 ($20.66)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE TARTAN DOG BLANKET
£60 ($82.91)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG COLLAR MEDIUM
£40 ($55.28)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG LEAD MEDIUM
£50 ($69.10)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG COLLAR SMALL
£35 ($48.37)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE DOG LEAD SMALL
£45 ($62.19)

BUCKINGHAM PALACE RED CROWN DOG TOY
£4.95 ($6.84)
Kayleigh Roberts is a freelance writer and editor with more than 10 years of professional experience. Her byline has appeared in Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, ELLE, Harper’s Bazaar, The Atlantic, Allure, Entertainment Weekly, MTV, Bustle, Refinery29, Girls’ Life Magazine, Just Jared, and Tiger Beat, among other publications. She's a graduate of the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University.
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