Kanye Threw Kim Kardashian a Surprise Birthday Party, and the Theme Was Pregnancy

Update, 11/3: Kim Kardashian isn't over her birthday party thrown by hubby Kanye juuuust yet. In fact, she released some more photos and info on her website—including a photo of a *very* surprised KiKi and a picture of the fam, along with Tyga. Good times, good times.

Courtesy Kim Kardashian

Courtesy Kim Kardashian

Original story, 10/22: Pregnant KiKi has written an open letter documenting the uncomfortable, diaper-ridden miracle of childbirth, so Kanye went and threw her a pregnancy-themed 35th birthday to make her feel better. OR DID HE?

Following Kanye logic, if everybody's pregnant, no one's pregnant, so at the door of the Westlake Village movie theater he rented out so they could screen Steve Jobs (so loving and paternal, that Steve Jobs), prosthetic bellies were given out to guests ordered to dress in their favorite Kim maternity look. I could not make this up.

Churros and a three-tier "Happy Pregnant Birthday Kim" cake were served. Cheetos Puffs were not, which seems like a massive oversight on Ye's part.

Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Caitlyn Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, and Tyga were in attendance. Khloé opted to stay by still-husband Lamar Odom's side but added to the chorus of throwback Kim pics and well wishes. 

Good, clean family fun. 10/10 would eat their churros. 

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