Kim Kardashian Hates Being Pregnant

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published 5 October 15

Khloé loves it when Kim's pregnant (opens in new tab) so she can make whale jokes, but in a candid new blog post (opens in new tab), Pregnant KiKi sets the record straight: Being with child "is the worst experience of [her] life," and it's not because of the teasing, the body-shaming (opens in new tab), or the sketch artists who predicted her son would come out looking like Gary Coleman (opens in new tab).

"I'm not sure why I don't like the experience like others do," she wrote as she gestates Maybe-Easton (opens in new tab). "It's the swelling, the backaches or just the complete mindf*ck of how your body expands and nothing fits. I just always feel like I'm not in my own skin. It's hard to explain. I don't feel sexy, either—I feel insecure and most of the time I just feel gross. People just don't tell you all of the gross things that happen during pregnancy or after. Do you know you basically have to wear a diaper for two months afterwards?! LOL! No one told me that! #SoSexy"

So fucking sick today on all levels!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHH I can't deal!!!!!!!!!! Praying I get through the day!June 2, 2015

Kimmykins still has the capacity to feel joy, however, when she thinks about three things: 1) "when you have your precious baby in the end;" 2) snapping back into shape; and 3) cheez-blasted corn snacks.

Craving Cheetos pic.twitter.com/qZtN4Q2F6NSeptember 29, 2015

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Chelsea Peng

Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.