Khloé loves it when Kim's pregnant so she can make whale jokes, but in a candid new blog post, Pregnant KiKi sets the record straight: Being with child "is the worst experience of [her] life," and it's not because of the teasing, the body-shaming, or the sketch artists who predicted her son would come out looking like Gary Coleman.
"I'm not sure why I don't like the experience like others do," she wrote as she gestates Maybe-Easton. "It's the swelling, the backaches or just the complete mindf*ck of how your body expands and nothing fits. I just always feel like I'm not in my own skin. It's hard to explain. I don't feel sexy, either—I feel insecure and most of the time I just feel gross. People just don't tell you all of the gross things that happen during pregnancy or after. Do you know you basically have to wear a diaper for two months afterwards?! LOL! No one told me that! #SoSexy"
Kimmykins still has the capacity to feel joy, however, when she thinks about three things: 1) "when you have your precious baby in the end;" 2) snapping back into shape; and 3) cheez-blasted corn snacks.
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