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In a website musing (opens in new tab) flawlessly sub-titled "Just the Tip," Khloé Kardashian chronicles the wildest places she's had sex. "I'm not out there getting freaky in the craziest places," she says, "but I've had my fair share of chasing a thrill." #WordsToLiveBy
So, where has Khloé enjoyed the Humpty Hump, as hit '90s band Digital Underground would say? First up, on a plane—but only when other people on board, because otherwise it's total amateur hour. "Doing it on a private plane is great, especially when there are other passengers on board," Khloé writes. "I walked into the bathroom first and then he followed so it wasn't exactly stealth, haha!!! Everyone obviously knew what was going on in and when I walked out, they asked if we had fun, LOL!!!
Khloé, lover of exclamation marks, has also had sex in a moving car—though she doesn't recommend it. "I'm a tall girl so it feels cramped and it hurts my f--king knees," she explains. "Getting down in a moving car is a waste of time, because nothing happens for me. I just don't get to the finish line!"
Finally, Khloé suggests getting intimate on a kitchen counter, a place where most people make food. "You're at home, so it's comfortable, but it's still a little different than the norm," she says. "A marble kitchen counter is sexy, thrilling...and cold, LOL!"
All of this sounds fabulous, but a few notes: 1) clean your kitchen before and after consummating your love, 2) try not to get arrested for public intercourse while joining the mile high club, 3) don't sex and drive.
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Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.
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