Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Battle Piers Morgan on Twitter

The other day, Piers Morgan was just minding his business saying inflammatory things about Muhammad Ali, and decided to deliver this innocuous tweet to the world, all "what could go wrong?!"

I hope people don't make me sound too perfect when I die.
No coats of sugar please.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 5, 2016

Unfortunately for Piers, John Legend was like "nope, nope, nope," and threw this giant pile of shade:

.@piersmorgan you could test us by announcing your retirement.
— John Legend (@johnlegend) June 5, 2016

Obviously, Chrissy Teigen had her husband's back, and delivered the perfect rebuttal when Piers tried to imply that modeling isn't a real job.

from what? trolling isn't a job (I've tried)
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 5, 2016

it keeps me nice and not-racist so sure, give it a go.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

Naturally, Piers wasn't going to let himself be called a racist without putting up a fight, but Chrissy shut that down with a flawlessly executed Sixth Sense reference.

sorry can't read, just a modell doing modelling
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

remember when Bruce Willis didn't know he was dead? It's like that.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

Piers then called Chrissy a "ludicrous swimwear accessory," but to be fair she called him an "unequivocal douche." Lesson learned? Never start a twitter fight with John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. You will lose.

my newborn just looked up at me and said "mommy, why is piers morgan so unequivocally douchy?" i didn't know what to say
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

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