

Are you one of those people who buys produce with every intention of eating it but then you realize you're a garbage human who subsists on takeout while your healthy, good-for-you food straight-up rots in your kitchen? Good news: You could win the favor of Chrissy Teigen.
The social queen who knows how to use words properly took to Twitter to ask for brown bananas—*six* of them—in exchange for "a signed cookbook, John's underwear and a Becca palette" hand-delivered by Teigen's assistant.
if u have 6 BROWN bananas in the LA area, I will send my assistant to your home with a signed cookbook, John's underwear and a Becca paletteSeptember 21, 2017
The responses were top-notch, as you could have guessed.
This is my moment ... define "la area" pic.twitter.com/Q50hDIx41zSeptember 21, 2017
In Toluca lake, pls take them. pic.twitter.com/DjGY9jk8NOSeptember 21, 2017
Hit me up girl not even playing games pic.twitter.com/tomjYtE0zuSeptember 21, 2017
But Meg Zukin was the true winner.
SO CLOSE. she might kill me if she has to drive to multiple homes across LA https://t.co/k7bvlH93rOSeptember 21, 2017
SO DOES SHE! ok I think 5 will do. thank you so much will DM you now!!! https://t.co/mCWqYaxLzlSeptember 21, 2017
If you offered, you could still be a winner too:
banana submissions are now closed. thank you guys so much I will send the runner ups some banana bread once doneSeptember 21, 2017
Good luck and godspeed. Never change, Chrissy.
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