Beyoncé Has Thrown Down the Gauntlet in the World's Shortest Shorts Competition

To coincide with her Beyhive-infuriating announcement that she's now a vegan, Beyoncé has made the most concise, convincing argument for abstaining from animal products: Her cheekily bared backside. See: above.

Painful perfection aside, Bey is *also* accomplishing another task with this pic: She's out-shorting Kendall Jenner, who, until now, was the reigning queen of underbutts and short shorts. As you can see here:

We're not sure how hemlines could possibly get higher than Bey's, but we have a feeling there's more than one star in Hollywood thinking "Challenge: Accepted" right about now.