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13 of the Most Girl-Hot/Man-Repelling Shoes You Could Possibly Buy for Fall

"Boy, bye"—you to anyone who doesn't like your fur loafers.

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Even though the official party line is to dress for no one but yourself, there's also something to be said for knowing your audience. In this instance, we're playing only *one* side of the fence, precisely the bejeweled grandma-slide-wearing one. Shop 13 of the season's wackiest, sparkliest, girl-friendly styles.

<p>Party shoes if you're the fourth Olsen twin (the most fun one)&nbsp;versus...</p><p>$920, <a href="http://www.selfridges.com/US/en/cat/alberta-ferretti-bird-embroidered-velvet-mules-105_926-10004-0108621789/?previewAttribute=Grey%2Fdark&amp;previewSize=EUR+37+%2F+4+UK+WOMEN&amp;cm_mmc=PLA-_-GoogleUS-_-Womens-_-ALBERTAFERRETTI&amp;ci_src=18615224&amp;ci_sku=72217443&amp;$$&amp;_$ja=tsid:78440%7ccid:344909912%7cagid:22423587632%7ctid:pla-164857793792%7ccrid:84227359112%7cnw:g%7crnd:3784953722052852333%7cdvc:c%7cadp:1o4&amp;_$ja=tsid:32619|prd:136348&amp;cm_mmc=AFFIL-_-AWIN-_-136348-_-0RpXOIXA500&amp;awc=3539_1473698909_85a891d748d885fc1bb5b2afb533235c&amp;utm_source=Affiliates&amp;utm_medium=136348&amp;utm_term=na&amp;utm_content=na&amp;utm_campaign=na" target="_blank">selfridges.com</a>.</p>
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Alberta Ferretti

Party shoes if you're the fourth Olsen twin (the most fun one) versus...

$920, selfridges.com.

<p>Party shoes if you're a regular at Sketch who wears Sandy Liang and AWAKE exclusively. But get you a girl who can do both, TBH.&nbsp;</p><p>$180, <a href="http://www.farfetch.com/au/shopping/women/sale/liudmila-leandra-tie-wedge-pumps-item-11473832.aspx?storeid=9359&amp;from=listing&amp;ffref=lp_pic_1_2_" target="_blank">matchesfashion.com</a>.</p>
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Liudmila

Party shoes if you're a regular at Sketch who wears Sandy Liang and AWAKE exclusively. But get you a girl who can do both, TBH. 

$180, matchesfashion.com.

<p>There's no such thing as too much sparkle, even though this is like Bernini would wear if he'd been around when they invented glitter.&nbsp;</p><p>$65, <a href="http://www.asos.com/asos/asos-something-good-embellished-heels/prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=6928745&amp;clr=Multiglitter&amp;SearchQuery=&amp;cid=6992&amp;pgesize=36&amp;pge=0&amp;totalstyles=140&amp;gridsize=3&amp;gridrow=7&amp;gridcolumn=3" target="_blank">asos.com</a>.</p>
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ASOS

There's no such thing as too much sparkle, even though this is like Bernini would wear if he'd been around when they invented glitter. 

$65, asos.com.

<p>Already imagining the ankle-bone scabs you'd earn wearing these, but soooo worth it.&nbsp;</p><p>$100, <a href="http://us.topshop.com/en/tsus/product/shoes-70484/jed-pearl-stud-loafers-5871013?bi=0&amp;ps=20" target="_blank">topshop.com</a>.</p>
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Topshop

Already imagining the ankle-bone scabs you'd earn wearing these, but soooo worth it. 

$100, topshop.com.

<p>The only way these could get more man-repellant is if you wore them with socks.&nbsp;</p><p>$188, <a href="http://www.nastygal.com/shoes/intentionally-blank-fanning-embroidered-leather-mule" target="_blank">nastygal.com</a>.</p>
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Intentionally Blank

The only way these could get more man-repellant is if you wore them with socks. 

$188, nastygal.com.

<p>Party like it's 1620 and you've just landed on Plymouth Rock (minus the starvation and fighting for control of trade routes).&nbsp;</p><p>$150, <a href="http://shop.mango.com/US/p0/women/accessories/shoes/boots-and-booties/buckle-ankle-boots/?id=73073644_99&amp;n=1&amp;s=accesorios.zapatos" target="_blank">shop.mango.com</a>.</p>
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Mango

Party like it's 1620 and you've just landed on Plymouth Rock (minus the starvation and fighting for control of trade routes). 

$150, shop.mango.com.

<p>If you've got the wherewithal, why not? If anything, these will at least become a collector's item.</p><p>$950, <a href="http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/miu-miu-embellished-faux-fur-slipper-women/4432924?fashioncolor=BLACK&amp;origin=category-personalizedsort&amp;cm_mmc=Linkshare-_-partner-_-15-_-1&amp;siteId=QFGLnEolOWg-TioKQNiEKPhQP6NAEPeq2g" target="_blank">shop.nordstrom.com</a>.</p>
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Miu Miu

If you've got the wherewithal, why not? If anything, these will at least become a collector's item.

$950, shop.nordstrom.com.

<p>Wincing but in a good way?? Just make sure you get a pedicure, yeah?</p><p>$60, <a href="http://www.publicdesire.com/us/melisa-star-scattered-clear-ankle-boot-in-nude-patent" target="_blank">publicdesire.com</a>.</p>
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Public Desire

Wincing but in a good way?? Just make sure you get a pedicure, yeah?

$60, publicdesire.com.

<p>They're just so pretty that you'd walk carefully to avoid scuffs. But then, after two weeks, you'd be like "Whatever, they look better that way."&nbsp;</p><p>$395, <a href="https://askacollection.com/collections/what-s-new/products/gwynne?variant=26325233094" target="_blank">askacollection.com</a>.</p>
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ASKA Collection

They're just so pretty that you'd walk carefully to avoid scuffs. But then, after two weeks, you'd be like "Whatever, they look better that way." 

$395, askacollection.com.

<p>Sequins so you can feel extra extra,&nbsp;a block heel so you can get down extra hard.</p><p>$195, <a href="http://www.stories.com/us/Shoes/Boots/Sequined_Ankle_Boot/102336872-103829086.1" target="_blank">stories.com</a>.</p>
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& Other Stories

Sequins so you can feel extra extra, a block heel so you can get down extra hard.

$195, stories.com.

<p>All your holiday-party looks sorted—in September. ::does the hula::</p><p>$80, <a href="http://us.topshop.com/en/tsus/product/shoes-70484/jazzy-hands-tinsel-mid-shoes-5831182?bi=60&amp;ps=20" target="_blank">topshop.com</a>.</p>
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Topshop

All your holiday-party looks sorted—in September. ::does the hula::

$80, topshop.com.

<p>Do not even want to think about what kinds of substances the heel fur would pick up, but still want.&nbsp;</p><p>$90, <a href="http://www.zara.com/us/en/woman/shoes/view-all/suede-lace-up-tasselled-mid-heel-shoes-c734142p3760531.html" target="_blank">zara.com</a>.</p>
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Zara

Do not even want to think about what kinds of substances the heel fur would pick up, but still want. 

$90, zara.com.

<p>Velvet and the shoe equivalent of illusion netting. You will be mine.&nbsp;</p><p>$280, <a href="http://us.topshop.com/en/tsus/product/shoes-70484/mule-pointed-court-by-unique-5828095?bi=80&amp;ps=20" target="_blank">topshop.com</a>.</p>
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Topshop

Velvet and the shoe equivalent of illusion netting. You will be mine. 

$280, topshop.com.

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