Even though the official party line is to dress for no one but yourself, there's also something to be said for knowing your audience. In this instance, we're playing only *one* side of the fence, precisely the bejeweled grandma-slide-wearing one. Shop 13 of the season's wackiest, sparkliest, girl-friendly styles.
Party shoes if you're the fourth Olsen twin (the most fun one) versus...
Party shoes if you're a regular at Sketch who wears Sandy Liang and AWAKE exclusively. But get you a girl who can do both, TBH.
There's no such thing as too much sparkle, even though this is like Bernini would wear if he'd been around when they invented glitter.
Already imagining the ankle-bone scabs you'd earn wearing these, but soooo worth it.
The only way these could get more man-repellant is if you wore them with socks.
Party like it's 1620 and you've just landed on Plymouth Rock (minus the starvation and fighting for control of trade routes).
If you've got the wherewithal, why not? If anything, these will at least become a collector's item.
Wincing but in a good way?? Just make sure you get a pedicure, yeah?
They're just so pretty that you'd walk carefully to avoid scuffs. But then, after two weeks, you'd be like "Whatever, they look better that way."
Sequins so you can feel extra extra, a block heel so you can get down extra hard.
All your holiday-party looks sorted—in September. ::does the hula::
Do not even want to think about what kinds of substances the heel fur would pick up, but still want.
Velvet and the shoe equivalent of illusion netting. You will be mine.