It's been a crazy week, and it's only Thursday. Maybe the summer heat's just getting to everyone? Or World Cup fever is bringing out the weirdos? Regardless, we've read a ton of ridiculous stories lately, and these three are, by far, our favorites.
1. Ballerina Robbed for Her Shoes
Two muggers attacked American Ballet Theater guest artist Natalia Osipova (a star of the Bolshoi Ballet) outside New York's Metropolitan Opera House on Tuesday. The scumbags punched the world-famous ballerina in the nose and stole the bag she was carrying. But the joke's on them: Osipova's agent says she will be fine to perform in "Sleeping Beauty" on Saturday night, and get this — she'd left her passport and money at home and her computer at the Met, so all the thieves made off with was her toe shoes and the hammer she uses to shape them!
2. German Man Attacks Hell's Angels with … a Puppy?
This so reminds us of Monty Python's "Spanish Inquisition" ("Poke her with the soft cushions!"): A 26-year-old student in Germany carrying a puppy and wearing only shorts inexplicably decided to moon a group of Hell's Angels at their clubhouse near Munich. He then threw the dog at the bikers and — this might be the best part — escaped on a bulldozer. Which went so slowly that he caused a 5-kilometer traffic jam. Which caused him to abandon the bulldozer and start hitchhiking. Some time after reaching his home, he was arrested. A possible explanation for all this? He'd gone off his depression medication. But this quote from a police spokesman sort of says it all: "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear."
3. "Touchdown Jesus" Statue Goes up in Flames
A 62-foot statue of Jesus at a "megachurch" in Ohio was struck by lightning on Monday and completely incinerated, leaving only the oddly abstract metal frame that had previously given the Styrofoam-and-fiberglass monument its shape. Locals were awestruck, with some calling the lightning strike an "act of God." Many were simply sad to see the famed roadside attraction (known to some as "Touchdown Jesus" thanks to the referee-like position of His arms) disappear. We say, just watch the video. Seriously.
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Buckingham Palace Responds After Royal Family Maid Is Arrested at "Out of Control" Christmas Party"I've never seen one person get that crazy during a night out," a source claimed.
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Taylor Swift Trades a Red Carpet Gown for a Black Sweater and $10,995 NecklaceAs one does.
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Taylor Swift Sweetly Dishes on Travis Kelce With a Young Swiftie at Children's Hospital"I like Travis now," the fan shared.
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For Teachers, Going to Work Can Mean Life or DeathStefanie Minguell, a COVID survivor and second grade teacher in Florida's Broward County, almost died of COVID-19 and is immunocomprised. When she teaches in the classroom, she’s forced to choose between her health and her students.
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Periods Don’t Stop for Pandemics—And Neither Have Our Nation’s MomsPolicies touted in the $3.5 trillion budget plan and other Congressional bills are missing a core component of maternal well-being: menstrual access and health.
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Your Abortion Questions, AnsweredHere, MC debunks common abortion myths you may be increasingly hearing since Texas' near-total abortion ban went into effect.
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The Texas Abortion “Snitch” Site Is Having a Bad WeekendFirst it gets flooded with sexy Shrek memes, then the web host tells it to get lost.
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The Anti-Choice Movement’s Aims Are Out in the Open: End Roe, Rip Away Reproductive FreedomToday, 228 U.S. senators and representatives explicitly asked the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade.
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Standing Between Care and ViolenceAbortion-clinic escorts and defenders serve as human shields protecting patients from angry, aggressive protestors. Now, with emboldened extremists and the COVID crisis, they face more danger than ever before.
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What's at Stake for Abortion Rights in the 2020 Election"Everything is on the line in this election—our health, our rights, our bodies, and our futures."
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Power to Decide Launches Abortion Finder ToolAmid legislative attacks on our reproductive health, this tool helps women find verified abortion care providers across the country.
