Hillary Clinton Has a Brilliant Plan for Picking Bill's Nickname If She Becomes President

We're going with First House Husband.

There is a very real possibility that Hillary Clinton could be the first female president of the United States (*happy sobs*), which means Bill Clinton will be...wait...what will he be? First husband? 

Bill is entering uncharted nickname territory, and Hillary seems well aware—in fact, she wants to hold a contest to see who can come up with the best name for him.

"Well, we really should run kind of a contest," she told the ladies of The View. "Some people have said First Gentleman, which, obviously, that fits. Others have said First Mate, which I thought was kind of… Others have said First Dude."

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First Dude has a nice ring to it, but it's nowhere near as sophisticated as other options, like First Bro, or the slightly more upscale First Brah.

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