"L!fe Happens" Trailer Video

The rules are there are no rules.

There's no emotional attachment. Just a little bone and bolt.

I just broke up with my boyfriend. He said I was cheating on with my Blackberry.

So many women who try to pass themselves off as virginal, you know, it's not true.

Do you have a condom?

No.

Found them.

There's only one left. Jesus, what am I supposed to do?

This is so hard. Nobody tells you it's gonna be so hard.

Yes, they do Kim. That's pretty much all the people say.

Is that a baby on your back?

Is it not bring your baby to work day?

Make fun of me all you want for being a virgin. You will never hear me say I had sex with some guy last night and he didn't call me or I got pregnant in the end.

Snapped. I haven't had contact with a man in over a year.

Is it too much to ask for a date with a guy other than the one I gave birth to?

Wooh, he's cute.

Hi, I'm Nicholas.

So you are flirting with me. Is that what's going on?

You're flirting.

I am not flirting.

You should have seen him. He was really hot, like a Greek statue.

Oh, don't say that. Those things suffer from small--

Sergie is on the phone with his old lady. His kid has diarrhea.

One night, I decided to go out and he has to get sick. I swear he's out to get me--

With those creepy little baby hands. Kids, what a buzzkill, huh?

I lied about being a mom. I lied to get a guy to like me. I'm one of those lame girls that jack it up for the rest of us.

This must be your roommate with a baby.

Yup. Oh.

I can see you, child in your hip, born to be a mom.

When I see your mustache on your face profile than to catch a predator.

Oh, oh.

I'd liked this guy and now it's not just some little accidental lie. It's a huge complicated mess.

We were young, we were young, we were young we didn't care. 50 states, 50 lines, 50 crying all the times. 50 boys, 50 lies, 50 I'm gonna change my minds.

It makes me crazy nowadays that people have children when there are so many dogs that need forever our homes.

What?

You look like a prostitute. You look like Jennifer Aniston in Friends with Money. Have you seen the Night Porter? Are you dating Marilyn Manson? Did you kill him in a study with a candlestick holder?

You guys are random.