

"I'm like the richest person I know and I have a one-bedroom and a walk-up," Amy Schumer said of her NYC home earlier this month. "My bed folds up into the wall and I iron there."
Well, as it turns out, she was just joking. While it is true that the Trainwreck star does indeed live in a walk-up, the $1.6 million one-bedroom apartment is really much more of a penthouse.
There's no fold-up bed in what is the entire top floor of a turn-of-the-century townhouse. Just high ceilings, multiple fireplaces, a private rooftop terrace and a secret garden—among other amenities.
Clearly, Schumer's not one to brag.
Located only one block away from Central Park on Manhattan's Upper West Side, the comedienne's living space is what home-owning dreams are made of. Below, a look at the envy-inducing digs:
First, the outside view.
A living room complete with high ceilings, a wood burning fireplace and built-in bookcases.
An oversized bedroom and absolutely no sign of a fold-up bed. Oh, and another fireplace.
A bathroom, made chic by a marble countertop and claw-foot bathtub. While you can't see it here, we'd like to point out that this room also includes a washer and dryer. For New York standards, that's the definition of luxury.
A skylighted kitchen with two under-counter Sub-Zero refrigerators.
A private staircase that takes you up to the rooftop terrace.
The rooftop terrace in all its glory.
Last but not least, the *secret garden.* Okay, so we just like calling it that.
Marie Claire Newsletter
Celebrity news, beauty, fashion advice, and fascinating features, delivered straight to your inbox!
-
The Anthropologie Cyber Monday Sale Feels Like Stealing
Some of these sales are so good, the mind reels.
By Alicia Lutes
-
Chrissy Teigen and Daughter Luna's Hairstyling Bonding Moment Is the Cutest Thing
The Legend girls are big fans of the Dyson Airwrap.
By Sophia Vilensky
-
Dolly Parton’s Cheerleader Glam Was the Highlight of Thanksgiving Game Day
We know exactly who won this one.
By Sophia Vilensky
-
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Looked at a $165 Million Mansion After Their $55 Million Home Fell Through
So sad :(
By Iris Goldsztajn
-
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Share Their California Home With a Coop Full of Chickens
They offered a rare glimpse into their stateside abode during their groundbreaking Oprah interview.
By Andrea Park
-
Kitty Spencer's £19 Million Home Looks Stunning in Her Instagram Pictures
Lady Kitty Spencer, Princess Diana's niece and Prince William and Prince Harry's cousin, has a stunning London home. Here's a look inside via her Instagram pics.
By Kayleigh Roberts
-
Tyler Perry's Old Instagrams Show Inside Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's LA Home
Royal fans have been digging through Tyler Perry's Instagrams to find pictures for a look inside the mansion where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are staying.
By Kayleigh Roberts
-
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Revealed a Surprise Sneak Peek at Their California Home Decor
This week, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle made a surprise appearance on a company's Zoom call and, in the process, gave a glimpse at their home decor.
By Kayleigh Roberts
-
Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Just Bought Their First Home Together
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani have reportedly purchased a $13.2 million estate in Los Angeles.
By Tierney McAfee
-
Buckingham Palace's Elusive Layout Has Never Been Made Public — But Researchers May Have Cracked It Anyway
Experts dug deep to figure out the layout.
By Kayleigh Roberts
-
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Reportedly Staying in Tyler Perry's $18M Beverly Hills Mansion
Multiple reports suggest that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are staying in Tyler Perry's $18 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
By Kayleigh Roberts