Kanye's super-NSFW new video for "Famous" dropped last night—and it's all the Internet can talk about today. The controversial video features 12 naked celebrities in bed together. But it's a little tricky to figure out who's who among the tangled sheets and various wax figure body parts. Plus, Kanye's was a little zoom-happy in this voyeuristic style film, making identifying the famous people extra challenging. (Like, how are we supposed to recognize that's Chris Brown's exposed derrière??)
To clear things up, we're breaking down the scene with who's who and how they relate to Kanye. Note: While some of the featured individuals have already spoken out with complaints and feedback, others are denying their involvement. So while #1 is *supposed* to be George W. Bush, it's "not" George W. Bush, okay? Here we go:
"George Bush doesn't care about black people." –Kanye West, NBCUniversal's "A Concert for Hurrican Relief" in 2005
"If we just remain deeply tasteful and just put deeply tasteful people on the cover, it would be a rather boring magazine! Nobody would talk about us. It's very important that people do talk about us." –Anna Wintour on Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover
"Kanye has been so nice to me. He always says great things about me, so I love Kanye. You know I like people who are nice to me, right? I love Kanye... Kanye is actually, I know him a little bit, he's actually a much better person than some people would think." –Donald Trump, The Tonight Show
"People are voting for [Donald] Trump; who wouldn't vote for Kanye?" –Rihanna on Kanye's announcement that he'll run for president in 2020
"Young Walt Disney, I'ma tell you truthfully, if you leave Mickey you gon' end up with a Goofy. I imagine that's what Chris told Karrueche." –Kanye West, "All Your Fault"
"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous." –Kanye West, "Famous"
"What if Kanye made a song about Kanye called 'I Miss the Old Kanye'. Man, that would be so Kanye. That's all it was Kanye. We still love Kanye. And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye." –Kanye West, "Feedback"
"In my industry, beauty is a talent. You know, 'What is she talented at?' She's talented at being beautiful." –Kanye West on Kim Kardashian
"I bet me and Ray J would be friends if we didn't like the same bitch. Yeah, he might have hit it first, only problem is I'm rich." –Kanye West, "Highlights"
"If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn't be an Amber Rose you know what I'm saying?… I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim." –Kanye West
"I think this is one of the strongest things that have happened in our existence as human beings, that are so controlled by perception... You couldn't have been up against more...and [you're like] fuck everybody, this is who I am." –Kanye West on Caitlyn Jenner's transition, I Am Cait
"Do anybody feel bad for Bill Cosby? Did he forget the names just like Steve Harvey?" –Kanye West, "Facts"
"BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!" –Kanye West