Dakota Johnson Makes Very Un-Sexy Things Sound Sexy on 'Jimmy Fallon'

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published 11 February 15

Jimmy Fallon's on a mission to prove the leads of Fifty Shades of Grey are more charismatic than an unpeeled carrot and a paper bag, respectively, and so far, he's done a not-bad job.

Following Jamie Dornan and his many accents, Dakota Johnson joined Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show, where she read some thoroughly un-sexy phrases in her most suggestive, Ana-post-virginity-loss voice. Example: "Excuse me, sir, but this strawberry-flavored ChapStick just fell out of your fanny pack."

TBH, Jimmy didn't stand a chance against Johnson's expert hair flip and not-quite-so-expert winking. Watch the fun and games below.

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Chelsea Peng

Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.