Katy Perry Talks Dating Orlando Bloom

Judging from the photographic evidence (cough, #PaddleBoardGate), Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom couldn't be more loved up. But like any girl, Katy has some complaints about her boyfriend. Actually, just one complaint: He lives in Malibu. How dare he.

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"My boyfriend lives in Malibu and getting used to that [drive] was, like, 'Are you kidding me? What kind of life is this?'" Katy recently told Women's Wear Daily. "There's no pop-over and I never really got used to Malibu 'cause it's halfway to Santa Barbara [editor's note: Katy's originally from S.B.], so I'm always just going to Santa Barbara then. I get the whole coming to L.A. and living by the beach thing. But it's really…it's so far, nobody is going to come see you."

Look at your life, look at your choices, Legolas! Also, kinda loving how hardcore Katy Perry's reppin' the lazy girl I-hate-driving-to-my-boyfriend's-house lifestyle.