As we've already ascertained from the below internet-breaking photo of his backside, Justin Trudeau—lovable feminist Canadian prime minister—has officially been promoted to World's New Boyfriend.
But please prepare your eyeballs, because Trudeau's alter-ego, Young Trudeau, looks like he stepped right out of the pages of a romance novel, and it's time to take a walk with him down memory lane.
Young Trudeau was a free spirit who made the case for zip-up turtlenecks being sexy.
A man who unbridled both his passions *and* his flannel vests.
"Hey girl, come touch my mane of hair," he seemed to say.
"Don't be afraid to wear a statement necklace with your puffer jacket," he also seemed to say.
Wait sorry, not a puffer jacket—yet another vest.
Then there was that one time he took up shirtless boxing.
And finally, the time he became a man and wore this outfit to his wedding. The End.
Need more? Yeah, here you go: