David Sedaris once said that what actually makes America great is that our celebrities pick up after their dogs themselves. In the photos ahead of said famous people exercising said pets, there might be a suspicious lack of plastic baggies, but it's the sentiment—and the pups—that count.
For Caitlyn Jenner's puppy Bertha, it was more "being carried" than "walk," but still—cute.
When your mom is a celebrity and you probably know the paps are there, but you're more interested in sniffing things.
The avoid-the-camera pose perfected.
We use "walking" loosely. Also, FLUFFY.
Pupper! (It's gonna be tough to focus.)
Wow. Everybody in this photo is so pretty.
::zooms in on doggo's face:: Me, between the hours of 8 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Bella Thorne: So photogenic. Her doggo: Less so in this shot, but still such a good boy.
One for the mantle.
Good hair runs in the family.
How is this real?
If you look closely, you can see evidence that several games of fetch have been played.
We're your biggest fans! Could...
Your paw print on this?
Determined. (Also, great coats on both.)
Another great outfit, more determination.
When your dad says you're going for a walk, but there are photographers there.
Pap shot or catalogue? No one knows.
Two very good boys.
OMG. So fluffy.
Casual over-the-knee boots, even more casual baseball T on the dog.
The "you're going to f*cking jail, Greg" face on a much smaller dog, LMAO.
Two bucks says you'd be too busy smiling at the dog to notice it was Allison Williams until it was almost too late.