To Colton Underwood's Hair During 'The Bachelor' Finale: Wyd?
Is it the Most Dramatic Season Finale Hair in Bachelor history?
There were tears. There were lingering hugs. There were (many) concerned glances from Chris Harrison. And, in the most unexpected The Bachelor finale twist of all, Colton Underwood's hair...had some feelings of its own. That's right, folks—Colton's hair has been through a lot, too, and it wants you to know that it didn't make it out okay, either.
I kid, of course. (Well, not about the tears or the lingering hugs. I haven't seen this many of either since last week's episode of This Is Us.) But Colton's hair was looking a little different during the season finale, and Twitter noticed. My take, if you wondered: Colton channelled his nerves over this evening into his hair gel. And, c'mon, the nerves! Imagine facing 29 women you've dumped in one room, including two that you've brutally broken up with in Portugal upon realizing you're in love with someone else. You'd want to pretend to be someone else, too.
I mean, he still looks good. (He's Colton! He always does.) But Twitter had...well, Twitter had thoughts. Like these.
Confusion
IMPORTANT: What is happening with @Colton's hair? #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/mN51ou43gKMarch 12, 2019
If anyone else is curious about the flow of @colton’s hair right now... so is the rest of the world #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/XG1KzK8ogAMarch 12, 2019
On a scale from Jef to Ryan Bowers, what the heck is going on with Colton’s hair? #TheBachelorMarch 12, 2019
Cameron Diaz Flashbacks
This is all I can think of looking Colton’s hair 🤣😂🤣😂 #TheBachelor @colton pic.twitter.com/euOWIDeKRuMarch 12, 2019
Clarity
weird hair flex ?! @colton but ok???? pic.twitter.com/oU1JQKczjGMarch 12, 2019
.@Colton’s hair deserves its own Twitter handle. pic.twitter.com/GtGll1NiJIMarch 12, 2019
Wtf with @colton’s hair? Did Cassie tell him it looks sexy pushed back? #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/PRNqtsDzorMarch 12, 2019
You know @colton went through a bad break up because he changed his hair color #TheBachelorMarch 12, 2019
Well @colton is definitely not a hair gel virgin anymore. #TheBachelorMarch 12, 2019
The hairdressers tonight before sending Colton out on stage. #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/QIpTbQj7HaMarch 12, 2019
Fondness
Anyone else feel like @colton’s hair in the live segments is like their little duck butts? #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/kFEPxH7ooOMarch 12, 2019
Realization
.@colton took such a fall from jumping the fence that his hair got whiplash. #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/2qhPtGfUPkMarch 12, 2019
I think Colton got into a fight with a light socket and lost.March 12, 2019
Even Mike Fleiss Commented
A hair-raising mystery... #TheBatchelorMarch 12, 2019
And Chris Harrison, Too
Colton’s hair was so bad Chris Harrison had to address it on live TV #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/iNogxqdBMjMarch 12, 2019
Chris Harrison reading the Twitter reaction to Colton’s hair #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/3UrxucpzhtMarch 12, 2019
One Theory
Did Colton lose his virginity before this couch moment? This has sex hair written all over it #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/cCA2iAt43MMarch 12, 2019
But! Between Tayshia and Hannah G., Colton apparently flattened his hair a touch.
The Change
Lol at @Colton getting his hair fixed in between ladies. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/eDntWabfHdMarch 12, 2019
All I can say is: I truly hope Colton, his hair, and his beau of choice (if she ends up reconsidering) live happily ever after.
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