7 Couples' Halloween Costumes That Are #Goals

If people can dress their baby up in killer-clown cosplay thinking that it won't affect his development, then you and your person can go as the aforementioned killer clown and his prey. It's cute! Balloons! Variation: Pennywise and the Babadook, still a better romance than Twilight.

Stutterheim, $295

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Do you like the internet? Wanna buy some memes, kid? Have such a solid relationship that you can joke about one party straying? [The crowd avoids making eye contact.] Or you could just like memes.

Gap, $30

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This will be one of the most popular costumes this year, but if you really want to.

Target, $38

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I think it'd be really fun to be the Pepsi can, but probably more feasible to pick up a policeman costume, while the other person does some sort of Canadian tuxedo and "I really thought this would go over well" routine.

Smoke x Mirrors, $245

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Good for throuples.

Hive Modern, $220

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To really sell it, the Tormund half should "make love to [a] sandwich as he eyeballs me," the "me" being the Brienne part of this package deal. Meanwhile, Brienne Half™ looks disdainful.

Ikea, $15

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Could easily be expanded into a massive group costume, but any combination will do, provided zombie Taylor is included.

Spirit Halloween, $13

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