Just days after The Beyhive caught a woman committing sacrilege by playing Pokémon Go during a Beyoncé concert, Rihanna interrupted her own show to issue a word of Poké-warning. To quote: "I don't wanna see you catching Pokémons up in this bitch."
Sing it sister/preach/yas kween/amen.
Clearly, we've entered a Whole New World with unbelievable sights and indescribable feelings, where people would rather stare at animated Pikachu than the likes of Rihanna and Beyoncé. Need we remind you of the fact that Justin Bieber recently wandered through NYC unrecognized because everyone was too busy stalking Squirtle to notice him?