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Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? Video

The hilarious mother-daughter duo share what's to come in the second season of their all-too-real reality show.

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What I love about our show, it's a real reality show. It's situations that really have happened to us and it's not this made out crap. You know, how many times do you pull down and smack each other [unknown] in your own vomit? I mean, it's not what you say, you'll make careers out of that. Major careers.

I think we get a lot more into who we are and what we do versus than just the idea of us all living in one place, that's so obviously very much a part of it but we're-- You-- We've gone-- They come with us to work, vacation, New York, a lot more of-- of what our day-- what our lives are really like, there's a lot more sort of-- There's-- It's a bigger footprint of our world. Why won't you ask me about why I'm sitting as close to her? A lot of things, yes. On everything, no.

[unknown]

My mother is a wonderful houseguest for 3 days. As a permanent houseguest, well, she's driving me up [unknown].

I think of myself as how lucky she is 'coz I'm the gay guest she never had.

Who wasn't?

'Cause I walk in and the flowers will look better up there. And what would a mother do here? If it were her gay friend's house, she would say he's right.

But they would probably react?

No, he wouldn't.

Yes.

Now, a good gay friend doesn't deprive.

No, they would ask.

Not my group.

It's my guest room. It was not intended-- That guest room is lovely for a weekend guest.

That guest room--

That's all it was ever intended for.

In that case, well, you put handles on it. Make it very well.

Okay. But let's remember, it was not meant to be lived in, it was meant to be a guest room. A guest generally don't stay ever.

Shut up. Just shut up. Do as I say not as I do.

Don't.

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