Cardi B and Offset Got Married Months and Months Ago and Nobody Realized

Pack away your fascinator, your best heels and your confetti for another day, because it turns out we all missed the invite to Cardi B’s big day. The rapper has confirmed in a Twitter statement that actually, Cardi B and fiancé Offset (opens in new tab) got married nine months ago. Surprise!

Speculation that Cardi and baby daddy Offset may have tied the knot (opens in new tab) first began when TMZ (opens in new tab) obtained a marriage license, which seemed to prove that the couple had made it official WAY back in September.

The license, obtained from Fulton County in Georgia, featured the rappers’ real names, Belcalis Almanzar and Kiara Kendrell Cephus, loud and clear.

Earlier this week at the BET Awards, Offset also thanked “this wife” as he and group Migos took to the stage to accept an award, so that should probably have been all the proof we needed.

With everyone well and truly shook by the secret nuptials, heavily pregnant Cardi (opens in new tab) headed over to Twitter to speak directly to fans, and explain why the couple had decided to keep things to themselves in the most Cardi B way possible.

“One morning in September we woke up and decided to get married. We found someone to marry us, and she did, just the two of us and my cousin,” she wrote in a notes post.

“I said I do, with no dress no makeup and no ring! Well now since you lil nosey fucks know at least ya can stop saying I had a baby out of wedlock.”

With all that in mind, it now kinda looks like that very public, on-stage proposal (opens in new tab) in October was just one big farse. They would have in fact already been married at that point, so these two have basically just played us all for fools. Nice work.