Dads: always mucking things up so that moms have to swoop in and fix them. That's just the case with Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus, the latter of whom has just given the world a firm "no way, Jose" concerning her daughter Miley's marriage to Liam Hemsworth.
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After Billy Ray posted an Instagram that could be (very liberally) construed as a wedding announcement, Mama Cyrus has put the kibosh on rumors of the couple's elopement.
"She is not eloping," she said on Mario Lopez's radio show On With Mario. "She is not getting married. They are so freaking happy and living in Malibu. She's so happy, and she's always like, 'I don't know why everybody wants us to get married. It's so perfect.'"
But she has thought about what sort of wedding she wants for her little girl. (A big one, though "she would never do that, I don't think. She's a simple, simple girl.")
A red herring or the truth? Smells authentic, but really—what's it to us?
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