Taylor Swift May or May Not Have the Hottest Ex-Boyfriend History of All Ex-Boyfriend Histories

*Takes notes*

Taylor Swift ex-boyfriends
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While we've been using Taylor Swift's weirdly-similar-to-our-own-life breakup songs to get over the short but significant list of Average Joes we've dated, she has successfully dated what is arguably the hottest batch of bachelors ever. So here's a look, in reverse chronological order, at all the mind-bendingly attractive reasons Taylor wrote those songs in the first place.