The latest viral video in the "Elders React" series from YouTube stars the Fine Brothers takes on the Fifty Shades trailer and all its S&M sauciness. (There's actually barely any S&M shown, but it certainly proves to be enough, more than enough, even, for these folks.) Ten of the Fine Bros' senior friends sat down to watch the clip, blushed mightily, and then shared their thoughts in a fun Q&A session afterwards — perhaps they had a lie down and a cup of strong, herbal tea in-between to compose themselves, though. For the most part they're not convinced by the movie at all — collectively they argue Christian Grey looks too young to be so dominant, the script is subpar, and, in perhaps the harshest critique, Elder Anne says she thinks "there's something sad about our society that [this is] what people are spending their money and time on." But, Jamie Dornan though?
They also all read sexy passages from the book out loud, so you might want to consider stopping the video halfway through if you're not ready to watch lovely old lady Laura say the phrase "I suck him harder and harder."
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